Calm Kit Gift Set, Opens Itself
A beautifully boxed set that the cat will open first.

Catnip, tonics and calming balms, blended by a committee of very relaxed cats.
Grow your own cat grass and catnip, then watch it be eaten.
A luxury soak that will be entirely ignored by one party.
A warm infusion that is wasted on anyone with thumbs.
A calming sachet to hang in a wardrobe or be destroyed.
Our finest dried leaf, sampled by experts before dispatch.
Satirical demo shop. Every item is out of stock, because the cats got to the herbs first.
Grow your own cat grass and catnip, then watch it be eaten.