Author – Catnip Apothecary

Why Our Greenhouse Is Always Locked (And Who Has the Key)

A brief history of the greenhouse, the key, and the cat who may or may not have swallowed it.

We follow the Bath Salts, Cat Declines, from shelf to shower and back again.

An internal reminder, accidentally published, about the dwindling inventory.

Why humans should avoid the tea and why they keep trying it anyway.

A field guide to the plants in your border that are, strictly speaking, now partly in the cat.

A voluntary recall after several customers fell asleep before opening it.

A grateful customer writes in, and we reply with careful concern.

A practical guide for growers who would like to keep at least some of the plant.

The company announces a bold new direction in which humans are no longer the target audience.

Dr Mortimer Whiskerton addresses the aroma that greets every visitor and most passing delivery drivers.