Garden and Greenhouse
Why Our Greenhouse Is Always Locked (And Who Has the Key)
A brief history of the greenhouse, the key, and the cat who may or may not have swallowed it.
Shop Notices
Memo to All Staff: Please Stop Sniffing the Stock
An internal reminder, accidentally published, about the dwindling inventory.
Shop Notices
Product Recall: Calm Kit Gift Set Found to Be Too Calm
A voluntary recall after several customers fell asleep before opening it.
Shop Notices
Press Release: Moonlight Mist Spray Now Works on Cats Only
The company announces a bold new direction in which humans are no longer the target audience.
Shop Notices
Our Founder Explains Why the Shop Smells Like That
Dr Mortimer Whiskerton addresses the aroma that greets every visitor and most passing delivery drivers.