Garden and Greenhouse
Why Our Greenhouse Is Always Locked (And Who Has the Key)
A brief history of the greenhouse, the key, and the cat who may or may not have swallowed it.
Shop Notices
Memo to All Staff: Please Stop Sniffing the Stock
An internal reminder, accidentally published, about the dwindling inventory.
Customer Letters
Customer Letter of the Month: ‘I Bought One Jar and Now I Live Here’
A grateful customer writes in, and we reply with careful concern.
Shop Notices
Our Founder Explains Why the Shop Smells Like That
Dr Mortimer Whiskerton addresses the aroma that greets every visitor and most passing delivery drivers.